Every word out of @cmpunk’s mouth is gospel.

If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have married my husband. Solely because of his GIANT BITCH OF A MOTHER. #ihatemymotherinlaw

Shouldn’t The Jungle have been sett up so that the two girl teams on the losing team both went in? #thechallenge

There are entirely too many divas in WWE. But at least they get less time than the (even more boring) Knockouts. #wwe #raw #bathroombreak

Whatever happened to the Jesse the Antichrist? #supernatural

Dude. I forgot how awesome the original cast of #allthat was. Fuck you, #sorandom! #90sareallhat

Johnny *swoon* I love his interaction with Sonny. #gh

RT @TrueSagittarian: If you piss a #Sagittarius off, you better fix it or they will never forget it.

No @cmpunk? I’m gonna go take a shower. #bestintheworld #wwe #raw

#sting - going for #heathledger, would settle for #jacknicholson, actually seems more like #caesarromero #impactwrestling #thejoker