August 2011
8 posts
Every word out of @cmpunk’s mouth is gospel.
Dude. I forgot how awesome the original cast of #allthat was. Fuck you, #sorandom! #90sareallhat
If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have married my husband. Solely because of his GIANT BITCH OF A MOTHER. #ihatemymotherinlaw
Johnny *swoon* I love his interaction with Sonny. #gh
Shouldn’t The Jungle have been sett up so that the two girl teams on the losing team both went in? #thechallenge
RT @TrueSagittarian: If you piss a #Sagittarius off, you better fix it or they will never forget it.
There are entirely too many divas in WWE. But at least they get less time than the (even more boring) Knockouts. #wwe #raw #bathroombreak
No @cmpunk? I’m gonna go take a shower. #bestintheworld #wwe #raw
July 2011
7 posts
Whatever happened to the Jesse the Antichrist? #supernatural
#sting - going for #heathledger, would settle for #jacknicholson, actually seems more like #caesarromero #impactwrestling #thejoker
And just in case anyone remembers, Liz also gave Courtney a ton of crap about Jason. #gh #teamjasam
wait a minute? Khia has a Twitter? What’s more, she found 4100 people who know she made more than one song? #fail
Pretty Ricky? #babymakingsong? Just thinking about those guys makes me wanna sew my vagina shut. They look like hotbeds of disease.
I betcha he wooooooooooooooooooooooooould! #flavorflav #flavoroflove1
http://t.co/j2AKMNe #gh #jasam
September 2009
114 posts
Thanks, Dean. Chinese Basket Trick = SUPER disturbing.
How come all the shitty angels on Supernatural are always black?
“Mercedes-Benz: Making it easier to drive home drunk.”
How cute!!! @eab2940 went out and got his hair cut like Dean Winchester for me!!!
Finally getting around to watching the last two episodes of season 3 of Heroes. What’s with Sylar going all Norman Bates?
Kelly Osbourne has AMAZING legs!
“Donny! You’re 51 years old! When do we get to start callin’ ya ‘Don’!?”
Macy Gray is high right now…
Courteney Cox is my new hero. And Diane Miller is awesome.
“One more promotion, and we’ll be working the phones.” - Peter Campbell
Modern Family wins.
Just got my cable back…37 hours and 12 minutes later…
“I’m sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?”
Titans, Jets, Raiders, Cardinals, Saints, Packers, Redskins, Falcons, Vikings, Bills, 49ers, Chargers, Steelers, Broncos, Cowboys, Colts
Did I really picks the Chargers over the Ravens? *sigh* I’m almost happy I’ll be at work during…Won’t see the Jets get fucked either.
THE FALCONS ARE KILLING IT!!!!
Had to work today. Missed the game. Husband told me @reggie_bush KILLED IT!!!!
Total time: 7 hours, 15 minutes, 25 seconds
7 hours later …. 96%
REALLY!? WITH SETH AND AMY!!!!!!!!!
31 free days of rhapsody and I can’t think of anything I wanna hear…
Dude, I fucking love Glee.
Natasha Richardson… :(
Watchign Wild Child. The chick who plays Kristina on GH is in it. For like 15 seconds…But Alex Pettyfer is delicious :)
Question….Do people really just randomly make out on the street in New York City?
Just watched @TrueKofi get debo’d by @mikethemiz.
Rihanna looks gorgeous tonight.
Read Kanye’s apology. It sounds a condescending to me. The basic gist of it is, “I’m sorry, but you should’ve given the statue to Beyonce”
On a similar note, anyone know where I can get a poster framed?
Jared Followill went with Miranda Kerr? I almost care about him now.
I love being 22 and having an apartment where the only magazine pictures hanging on the wall are in the 5 year old’s bedroom.
Does that family on Ruby & The Rockits live in the Moesha House?
Taping the VMAs. Strictly so I don’t have to watch a trailer for a crappy movie based on a crappy book. I got a New Moon for you.
As of the 4:00 games, we’re tied 9-1….
Thanks a lot, Rams. You fucked me. HAPPY!?